My fake name is Momo. I really like a lot of things. In my free time I will blog and make my computer die from overuse and constant blogging of asian things :DD Hope you can follow me!!! Note: Some of the things that I post aren't original and if it's yours just tell me and I will immediately take it down or give you credit.
i got my first period on april fools day & no one in my house believed me so i sat in my bathroom all day crying
The importance of sex education.
A flower for you, my lady.
Sloths are what happens when coconuts come alive
That…that is the best descriptions of sloths ever.
The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I’m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt and hamburger underwear
Just remember, u r someone’s dream girl
I’m a boy
no d december has finally begun. no one is ever allowe to use the letter again or you will be THROWN INTO THE UNGEON
oh no I’m scare
Hello scare, I’m a .
Even more scare
no food in the house
why was the ice cream disappointed
it was disappointed because there was no punchline welcome to the real world asshole
if slugs were fast it would be very scary
hAVING TO USE THE SAME WORD TWICE IN A ROW MAKES ME SO UNCOMFORTABLE
You can say you had had enough of this
i could also say that that was uncalled for
What this is is the English language.
"I bid you farewell… my first, and last, friend."